I was at a friend’s party the other day and we got to talking about this weird headline about how a police officer had found a ‘body’ in a nearby abandoned park. We all thought it was so strange and morbid, trying to come up with all the possible scenarios about how it could have happened.
Little did we know that it wasn’t even a real body that was found – it was in fact a sex doll. The police officer had mistaken it for a real person and it had caused quite a stir before the truth had been revealed. I guess nobody was expecting it to be a lifesize plastic love toy!
It was absolutely ridiculous and the fact that it had caused such a drama made it all the funnier. My friend was laughing so hard she was almost in tears and we were all joking about different ways we could use the doll if it had actually been left out there.
It was strange to think that something like that could be mistaken for a dead body. It just goes to show how sketchy abandoned parks can be and it’s hard to believe it wasn’t even the first time it had happened.
The whole story made me want to be extra careful next time I ever find any odd objects lying around. Who knows – it could end up being a ‘body’ too! It sure shows how easily people can be fooled and sex dolls that you should always double-check before jumping to conclusions.
We also started talking about some of the worst cases that have come up in the past. There was one particular case in the news where a woman had mistaken an inflatable sex doll for her husband. Turns out he had hidden it to surprise her but she had thrown him out of the house on the spot.
The worst incidents seem to always involve sex dolls, which I guess is understandable since they look so incredibly lifelike. I can’t help but wonder – does this mean people need to be more aware of their surroundings and the disturbing items they might find out there?
I still can’t believe that someone could have mistaken a sex doll for a dead body. I definitely don’t envy that police officer, who must have been really embarrassed by the whole incident. I still feel so bad for him and all the other people who have incorrectly identified a lifeless object.
At the same time, it does make for vibrators a pretty funny story. Knowing my luck, it wouldn’t surprise me if I ended up in a similar situation one day. After all, those sex dolls look really real so I’ll make sure to stay vigilant.